Outcucumbered

The rest of my garden is being outnumbered by cucumbers – outcucumbered? It happens about this time every year. August is a tough month for plants in my growing zone. It’s hot, drier than other months, and the time when many greens go to seed. But tomatoes are still producing and cucumbers are going crazy!

I don’t know where those things hide. I’ll pick what I see, note a few small cukes forming behind a flower and think, well it will be a minute before I have anything to pick. Then a day or two later, I’ll scour the row again and find two giant cucumbers nowhere near the tiny ones I noted which are still there slowly growing.

group of cucumbers

In a way, it seems magical. In a way, it makes me feel like an unreliable witness. Either way, it can leave me with lots of cucumber at one time. Since I can’t possibly drink enough gin to justify it as a garnish only, I’ve been searching for the best use of the light, crisp, refreshing fruit.

In the sense that cucumbers are fruits used as vegetables, I suppose tomatoes are a natural companion as reflected in the numerous salads containing both. And the flavors are delicious together. Add some bell pepper, which is still producing, and I have the basis for a tasty, crunchy salad left in my beleaguered garden. With that in mind and a pile of cucumbers in hand, I’ve been playing with variations on cucumber salad.

There’s no question that dill pairs well with cucumber. If you grow herbs, don’t forget to consider combinations of parsley, mint, basil, and cilantro. I recently mixed cilantro, mint, and fresh ginger with delightful results.

Ginger also goes well with radishes. Cucumber, radish salad is another crunchy base on which to build. Consider the addition of roasted beets and lemon ginger dressing.

Since radishes aren’t my favorite, I might ditch them for orange slices. Cucumber, beet, orange salad sounds like a delicious beginning. I lean this way because I often add orange zest to my roasted beets. I like the flavors together.

I don’t specifically remember my grandmother being overrun with cucumbers, but I do remember her making pickles. Maybe she was outcucumbered too. I don’t have any canning paraphernalia, but I have been known to make a quick pickle or two. They’re quick, easy, and delicious alongside a burger.

If I have cucumbers with tender skin, I leave it on. But my current crop doesn’t fit that mold. Most people suggest leaving the tough skin on. I agree with this if you’re not using the pickles soon. But I tend to make these last minute and consume them all

I peel, slice thin using a mandoline, and sprinkle liberally with fresh dill. In a separate bowl, I add salt, pepper, sugar, and olive oil to rice vinegar and whisk. Once the dressing is mixed, I pour it over the cucumbers and refrigerate for 30 minutes to an hour. Fast, easy, fresh, and readily available, quick pickles liven up a fall plate or tailgate.

With their light flavor, cucumbers offer a great base for many tasty combinations. As long as you keep that in mind, you’ll never be outcucumbered.

Playing a Mandoline

When I talk about playing a mandolin, I mean a food slicer. While I have strummed a mandolin, I can’t competently play one. Since mandoline (slicer) can be spelled mandolin and mandolin (instrument) can be spelled mandoline, it seemed like a good idea to begin by specifying. Now, on to the playing…

My assignment for a 4th of July BBQ was to bring a salad from my garden. This year’s weather combined with a last-minute change in seeds has resulted in a haphazard, untidy selection of growth. My salad harvest no longer includes lettuce, spinach, or squash. Instead, I have baby bok choy, arugula, and a limited amount of Swiss chard.

I decided to shred bok choy for the base. To that I added shredded chard and lightly chopped arugula. This year’s arugula is milder in flavor than last year’s, but if not kept in check it can quickly overpower other greens. I used a ratio of about 4 to 1 bok choy to arugula.

To balance the bitterness of the greens, I chose Gala apples, fresh mozzarella, and honey roasted pecan pieces. Some salads are delicious deconstructed. This one was dependent on the flavor combination in each bite, so I wanted to make sure the apples were distributed throughout.

I decided julienned strips would be the best option. Of course, the day before I managed to melt the handle of the knife I needed to cut the apples. I know that sounds odd. Somehow, it fell out of the silverware basket of my dishwasher and lodged against the heating element without me noticing. Well, until there was weird blue smoke in the air. But that’s another story for another day.

In this narrative, it meant I needed another option to julienne the apple. Off I went to my dining room closet where I store the mandoline I use for scalloped potatoes. My thinking was that if I used the mandoline to make thin, uniform slices, it wouldn’t be that hard to cut those into strips.

What I had forgotten was that the mandoline came with several interchangeable blades I’d never tried. I gave them a look and did a test swipe using a grater looking blade. Apparently, it’s a julienne blade because it made the most perfect strips I’ve ever seen. Whoo-hoo!!! My job just got a whole lot easier. I played that mandoline for all it was worth.

Once I had the greens assembled, I tossed in the apple, and added the cheese and pecans. Earlier I had made a balsamic vinaigrette sweetened with molasses and a little honey. It was thick and rich and poured like a balsamic drizzle. It was just the top-off the salad needed. It was a big hit!

I left the party feeling grateful for the mandoline with its functional simplicity and changeable blades. It shortened the work in my holiday and created a professional looking cut with the swipe of a hand.

I’m not big on small kitchen appliances and I try to keep the gadgets at a minimum, but the right tool at the right time can change cooking from drudgery to pleasure. That’s one big reason to learn to play a mandoline!