Shut the front door! You could be one fall away from a new dishwasher. A few months ago when I posted guidelines for kitchen safety, it appears I missed some things. I’m going to remedy that now.
Late in the afternoon a couple of days ago, I unloaded the top racks of the dishwasher. The phone rang. I left the door open with the bottom rack pulled halfway out and returned to my desk to take the call. After that, I did some related email follow-up.
By then, it was evening and I was hungry so I grabbed some leftovers out of the fridge and ate them on the couch in front of the news which led to an idea for a blog post. Dirty dishes forgotten, I picked up my laptop and started writing.
Once I finished much of a draft, I stopped working and started watching a documentary series on the brain. Apparently, I was either very tired or not all that interested…I fell asleep. About 10:30 I woke up and walked through the dark kitchen on the way upstairs for bed.
Then I walked back because I realized I was definitely thirsty & possibly a little hungry. I didn’t bother to turn on the light. There’s a totally obnoxious security light at the church next door that shines in my kitchen windows. It seemed bright enough for the tasks at hand. After all, I was in familiar territory.
In the process of getting a glass and a knife, I groggily followed the familiar path from the peninsula to the silverware drawer. I turned around to go back to my most used prep surface next to the stove, the peninsula, and suddenly I was prone on my stomach arms stretched out and something was making a crashing noise.
Those moments are always so weird. You feel and hear what’s happening, but your mind is trying to catch up to both the events and their significance while your body is simultaneously registering and masking what is happening to it. It all feels like it happens incredibly fast but also like you’re in slow motion.
As I realized I had full body fallen face-first onto the dishwasher door, I also realized I didn’t really feel like I was hurt. Of course, I wasn’t sure. I stood up, turned on the light, and observed that my lower left shin had a knot on it. That seemed to be the only thing hurting so I moved on to assess the damage to the kitchen.
My first thought after I realized what was happening had been crap, I’m going to have to buy a new dishwasher! Soooo, that was correct. I pushed the bottom rack back into the dishwasher and tried to shut the door. Not only would it not latch, it wouldn’t go near the latch without significant force.
That came as no surprise. What did surprise me was that lying on the floor a few feet away was a section of the silverware basket complete with a sharp knife tip sticking out of the top. Of course, that’s when you get scared. Your body has relaxed a bit and your mind suddenly recognizes how bad this could have been.
That portion of the silverware basket was literally broken off. I must have hit it with my left hand, causing it to break? I have no idea. I’m just exceedingly grateful that I didn’t land on the knife with my wrist, neck, face, or eye. Any of those were possible given the circumstances.
I checked and rechecked to make sure I wasn’t bleeding and just hadn’t noticed given the surprise and shock. I was not. I reached into the freezer, pulled out some corn to put on my shin, got the laptop, and reclined on the couch with my foot elevated.
Laptop, you may ask? Naturally, I was no longer sleepy so I decided to research dishwashers. A couple of years ago I wrote a post for alot.com in which I listed the features to look for in appliances. Of course, I started with my number one dishwasher difference-maker—the third rack.
I’ve had a third rack dishwasher for the past 12 or 13 years. I use that extra every single load and I love it! It’s the perfect place for large knives, serving spoons, spatulas, small measuring cups, kitchen shears, and more. Mine is somewhat shallow. The Bosch version is deep enough to accommodate shallow bowls.
This time, I’m going to add bottle washer jets. These were not available in any price range I considered last time around and back then I didn’t have grandchildren. Now that I do, I’m thrilled I’ll be able to place their bottles on a jet that will spray directly into the bottle and get it squeaky clean!
Online, I narrowed the field to the Bosch 800 series and a couple of KitchenAid models, but I wanted to see some in person. Walking into the store last night, I was leaning toward the quieter rated Bosch. I went down the line opening dishwasher after dishwasher.
I like the handle shape of the Bosch SHXM88Z75N. It has the features I want, plus a leak sensor that sounds like a smart perk. And yet, I ended up purchasing a KitchenAid KDTM404ESS. When I tugged and pulled on the parts inside, it just felt more solid. It was also less expensive and on sale.
Until the end of next week, I’m washing dishes by hand. That will serve as a reminder to follow the safety guidelines I previously failed to mention: always turn on the light if it’s dark, place any sharp knives that must point up at the back of the silverware basket, and shut the dishwasher door!
Be safe out there!
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